Sang(kaya)

Muak. Serious aku dah muak.

" I'm sick of it, totally sick of it. "

                                                               -Candace Flynn

tapi, bila dah kesiankan abah, terpaksalah jugak ikut kehendaknya (ececewah, anak mithali)
Dari haritu lagi abah teringin nak makan Sangkaya, tapi tak jumpa-jumpa kedai dia, so I, as a tour guide, bawalah juga abah yang mengidam ni (mengidam sounds so not right)

1 cup of Sangkaya equals to 3 scoops equals to RM7 plus plus i think,
1 tempurung of Sangkaya equals to 4 scoops equals to RM10 plus plus
tu tak masuk lagi GST astaghfirullah

IMAGINE LAH BRADER AND SISTUR, YOU NAK MAKAN ESKEM JE PUN, AND YOU HAVE LET YOUR MONEY FLY CA-CHING CA-CHING!!!!!

no, what I'm not gonna say like "pahal ah u gi lepak sangkaya, bazir duit je"
NOOO oK NO
What I'm gonna say is, boleh makan Sangkaya ni, cuma berpada-padalah. 3 bulan sekali as instance? Tadi pun abah let his RM30 (plusplus) fly ca-ching ca-ching just for 3 tempurung.

Aku yang muak ni pun telan lah jugak satu tempurung tu. Bayangkan, kalau dulu, almost everymonth (acah-hiperbola) makan ngan abang & kak wani, tu pun share; aku dah muak. inikan makan sensorang satu tempurung, mahunya muntah!

Yes, dulu(4 months ago) I'm one of the biggest fan of Sangkaya.
Now, I realize that Sangkaya is just for Sang Kaya.

And I have to admit, I'm just a Sang Sederhana.

If you're Sang Sederhana, act like Sang Sederhana. If you're a Sang Kaya, then eat Sangkaya.

*Ca-ching ca-ching is a sound effect for the flying money